Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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