every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Randomize
