Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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