The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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