So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
