Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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