My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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