I have demons in me.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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