She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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