i was born a porn star she said
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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