Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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