Duck Duck Cougar?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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