Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm like, not good at living.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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