You're so nebulous sometimes
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
