Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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