why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
