My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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