office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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