that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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