Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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