I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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