Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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