I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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