I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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