i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You're like the curious george of whores
Naked Twister starts at high noon
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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