"it" just moved
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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