Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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