Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Randomize
