North Korea, Best Korea!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
