Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Randomize
