whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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