the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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