I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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