Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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