How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
