i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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