Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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