I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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