she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You took a bar mat shot.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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