i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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