just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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