is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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