I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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