If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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