try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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