its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
wow bdsm is so cute
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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