he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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