Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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