smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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