I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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